Bullet points for an ad selling spigots, if I had my way:
- Great word. (Much better than its cousins, faucet, bib, or tap, yes?)
- Rhymes with frigate. (Another great word.) (Bigot? Not so much.)
- Has one job, does it well.
- Industrial chic.
- The knob’s squeaking when turned should be declared the official sound of summer.
(Disclaimer: avoid freezing. )
Tagline:
Spigot: It’s What the Pros Chose for H2O to Flow to Your Hose.
Dangling Twine 